[SPOILER] Naruto Chapter 437

[Dog M.D.]

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Let's all... just take a moment to enjoy this epic song I'm listening to... bah... who am I kidding? Not even The Lonely Man can take my mind off this chapter. For those who need to be refreshed, because they just don't understand or are too shocked to accept it, I'm here for you, and I'll explain best I can... while fighting back tears.

First of all, the cover of the chapter. By first glance, I KNEW somehow, Hinata was going to be involved. Pretty damn obvious, but still, I also knew that deep down, something bad was going to happen. I had hoped, it would be towards Pein, as he was gonna get his ass kicked by Hinata.

The first page consists of meaningless pictures of Pein and Nagato, and some more ranting about peace, whilst Naruto is pinned to the ground, Jesus style totally convinced that Pein is not a proper nut.

Next two pages, basically the same thing, only Pein takes out a pointy stick. The same kind of pointy stick that Hidan whored out against Asuma and crew. Oh, and Hinata looks deep in thought, while everyone else stands around in a circle, singing fucking Kumbaya.

Oh, but now what's this?! Page fucking five, what do you see? Well, on the left we have Lee preforming the Flying Squirrel no Jutsu, and on the right, we have Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiitooooooooo Gaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!! Oh, along with Tenten and Neji, but they're not that important.

Next page, kinda made me laugh. I'll explain why. Pein shoves six sticks into Naruto's joints, twists them around a little, hums a little tune, then snaps them off. While somewhere far away in frog land, Naruto's clone is peacefully meditating with birds on his head. Oh, and Ma frog shouts something that somehow was supposed to convince Naruto not to cry.

The following page shows us how much of a bastard Pein is, by looking back to Pa frog, and his dead body, while then showing him using the force to push Ma frog away, along with some swearing from our hero. Remember kids, swearing is bad, and if someone calls you a bastard, then you might as well hang yourself.

All jokes aside, the next page made me jump with joy. Only, I was still sitting, and there wasn't a whole lot of joy. Just fangirl squealing, and kudos to myself. Hinata jumps out of the sky, and is about to own Pein so hard. Somehow, this reminds me of Satoshi; "Now this is my kind of rain...".

Hinata misses because Pein is a dirty whore, and then Naruto explodes at her, about to slap her and tell her to get back in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. If only he wasn't pinned to the ground. Hinata counts with telling him to shut the hell up, and that she is well aware that the bread is getting stale.

The next two pages are pretty much the same, with Hinata reflecting back to her past, while Pein is probably stealing the ham from the kitchen. Damn you Pein. At least we get to have a touching moment while Naruto suffers with sticks in his body.

Here it is folks, page twelve. I litterly jumped out of my seat, and began spamming Kinezumi with messages when I saw this, screaming in joy as Hinata finally announces her love for Naruto. Way to go Hinata. You can stay out of the kitchen.

Naruto is shocked, and Pein is still a douche. From now on, Pein shall be referred to as Chad. Hinata rushes forward, does a few spins, and Chad whores out the force, sending her flying like she just saw a mouse. Naruto gets a huge ass vein on his forehead, while Chad continues to douche out the whoreness.

Bam. The moment none of us wanted. Chad talks about love, pretending like he has actually gotten some, when in fact, all of his bodies are really virgins. That's how he selects them, folks. Where was I? Oh right. Freak out moment. Chad stabs Hinata. Yep. I'm not gonna be subtle. Chad is a douche, and Naruto litterly explodes. No really, look to the next page.

Fuckin' fuck. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiitooooooooo Gaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiii was supposed to jump out, and save Hinata, but nope. He let Chad be a Chad, and because of that, Naruto unleashes the four tails, while Chad asks Naruto if he hates him, hoping he'll say no and they can all be friends.

What's this?! Naruto hates Chad?! Plot twist! Seriously though, Chad needs to die. Naruto busts out six tails, and begins to grow the skeletal structure of the Kyuubi. Chad is being emo, talking about his pain penis being bigger than the Kyuubi's, and Naruto looks like he is going to object.

There we have it... now excuse me while I mourn the loss of an amazing possible plot...

[Matachi]

hinaaaataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

[chanpuru]

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