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Post by YOOOOO JOOOOEE~!! on Nov 10, 2008 18:28:01 GMT -5
Kobi's eyes went from bright to dim as the boy insulted his girly looking eyes. Oh, yeah, he struck a chord, and he would pay. Baring his teeth, he gritted them slightly before the girl stepped up and defended him. Yeah, she was by far his favorite. Damn right he had favorites. Why not? He clapped his hands to get their attention and signal them to pay attention.
"All right, all right."
"Tocchan." He looked to the young girl.
"Mucchan." He turned to the young artist.
"Aokkun." He turned to the last boy, poking a finger in the air. "Right now, we begin our first mission." With that same finger, he pointed, slowly his index finger descended down upon Mushō.
"You two--beat him up!" The sensei called out to Toku and Aoshi with a large grin, almost with a hint of psychosis to his smile. If all went according to plan, they would question the Jōnin's command, but even if they suddenly jumped at Mushō and beat the ridiculing pencil-pushing Genin up, he would still be content.
"Go, go, go! Hurry up before he runs!!"
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Post by EgzINC on Nov 12, 2008 7:29:45 GMT -5
"Be- What the hell!?"
Mushou made a backwards dash away from the small grouping, he took a hard swallow as a bead of sweat grew on his face. He didn't have enough experience fighting and all the missions he had done prior today were small single man trash missions and whatever else the Raikage had for Genin without teams. This had to be a joke, was he really gonna have to fight his other two team mates?
"K-Kobi Sensei, you can't be serious right? I mean cmon the chick eye thing was only a joke!"
Regardless if it was a joke or not he would have to be ready to try something to get his ass out of there, or at least keep dodging till he got a free shot at one of them. His left hand was already shuffling through the pack on his back waist looking for a smoke bomb ready to use when Toku and Aoshite moved.
He knew nothing of either of them but the plus side is that they knew nothing of him either, except for whatever his mouth had been bragging about earlier. He still head a level up on both of them, he used a Suiton nature with his paint. He wouldn't be offering up that secret just yet, also it would just have to be something to keep in the team.
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Post by Toku on Nov 17, 2008 20:32:31 GMT -5
"Thankies!"
Toku gave a sharp bow and a cute little gesture from the compliment, another one to be placed into the compliment box she built up ever since her leave from the academy. Needless to say, there were many enough that she just loved new ones to replace the old ones. At the whispered question, she gave a giggle then a shake of the head, mostly because she didn't really think that they used the same gel, but she wasn't too sure about it.
Clapping her hands together, Toku perked up at the mention of her name, or nickname from what her sensei said. What he asked of them next really made her excited, especially since it involved a certain crispy fried teammate of hers. To beat up her teammate Mushou, well, it really was something you don't see everyday.
"Squee! Oh em gee! You did NOT just say what I think you just said!"
Toku started to loosen up her wrists, loosening joints in her knuckles and her fingers. Mushou started back in an almost frightened hunch, giving Toku the incentive to start forward towards the cowering chocobo. She saw his hand reaching for something in his pack, so she made the only logical thing she could think of at the moment. Quick thinking sent her flailing forward for Mushou in a gigantic leap into the air, from her aiming something that would land her on top of her teammate.
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Post by aoshy on Nov 17, 2008 21:45:36 GMT -5
Senseisaywhut?
Right after Kobi-sensei spoke, Aoshite had the comical two sides of his conscience appear, the devil and the angel. On his left shoulder Aoshite looked over and saw a miniature form of himself, spikey blonde hair and all, in a red jumpsuit with a red cardboard tail and lopsided horns, holding a giant red fork. Then, on his right shoulder was a mini-Aoshite in a white ... dress? ... with a lopsided yellow halo and two wings on his back of different sizes. Yikes!
"Aoshi-chan~! Take a kunai and stick it into that boy where the sun don't shine~!!"
O__O
"No, Aoshi-kun. Mushō-san is your teammate and ally, do not harm him."
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'How about I say I attack him, but don't hurt him?'
"N—"
"Bu—"
'This isn't up for discussion! Get lost--!!'
As the two sides of Aoshi's conscience disappeared, he seemed to foam at the mouth as he pulled his pants up, cracked his knuckles, and leaped forward, landing, doing a kartwheel, and then continuing to run, screaming his warcry.
"YEULALLIAAAAAAA~!!"
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Post by YOOOOO JOOOOEE~!! on Nov 17, 2008 22:57:26 GMT -5
"Oh my...I didn't think they'd be so gung-ho to do it..." Kobi muttered under his breath, pinching his chin in thought. He watched the two wildly jump at their teammate without hesitation, which meant it was his time to intervene and save the brat, but his knee mysteriously locked up as he stepped forward.
"Oh...looka' there...guess I'll have to apply balm..." The lazy sensei pulled a small jar of tiger balm from his kimono, rolling up his slacks. He slowly opened it and began applying balm to his rolled up slacks while whistling, his back to the action. He hummed casually, bouncing his head back and forth as he did so.
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Post by EgzINC on Nov 22, 2008 14:34:32 GMT -5
"Holycrapimgonnadie!"
He slammed the smoke bomb onto the ground shuffling around hiding within it. His hands flicked open the jars around his waist, if he was gonna be put into a two on one then he was gonna do it with some style. With any luck the two in confusion would end up whacking each other instead of him. A second after he opened his jars he formed a small amount of paint into a silhouette of himself. From certain angles it would look like him in the smoke, but from the site it would barely be an inch thick.
With that motion he slipped out of the screen of smoke dashing behind a dead tree catching his breath. A bead of sweat was on his head worrying over what might happen because his sensei now had a grudge against him. "Dude is pissed at me cause of his chick eyes." Mushou gritted his teeth a bit wondering just how long his charade will last.
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Post by Toku on Nov 22, 2008 17:25:55 GMT -5
Toku was high in the air, and was well on her way to capturing Mushou in a gigantic tackle, yet he had to just throw out the smoke bomb didn't he? So uncool. Toku made a motion near the last few seconds, landing into a safe skid on the soles of her feet. She stood up within the smoky haze, kicking up dirt as she began to get a little ticked off. She waved her hands around quickly to scatter the cover from her area, before thrusting both arms down towards the ground in a fit of anger.
"Hey, you run too fast! This had like better not stain my clothes! If it does I am demanding some re--money for some new ones!"
Toku wandered aimlessly in a tiny circle, watching her partner Aoshite running, before running herself out of the cloud. Not difficult really, but it really was smelly. Toku wasn't used to smoke bombs that much, since no one had even bothered to teach her about it back in the academy. Or, she was probably skipping for that class. Hands on her hip, she looked over to her sensei who was busy, applying balm or some weird looking medicine Toku hadn't bothered to think much on.
"Is that him?"
Toku saw someone in the smoke cloud, he looked a lot like Mushou really, like really close to what he looked like. She stood there staring, wondering why he was just standing there doing nothing. Like he was waiting for them to just jump him. Maybe it was a trap. Yeah, of course. He set up a trap by pretending to stand there confused. Like a trapdoor or something. Yeah, that was it. Fortunately, Toku knew the perfect way to capture chocobos. Reaching into her pockets, she pulled out an odd green leafy vegetable.
"With my handy dandy, Gysahl Greens!"
Where did that come from anyways? God she was such a nerd.
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Post by aoshy on Nov 30, 2008 21:23:15 GMT -5
Yeah. Sorry for making y'all wait a week, but a lot's come up, and even though I'm grounded I don't know what my punishments are, so I've managed to get onto the laptop. Sorry!
Aoshite looked at the billowing cloud of smoke just as he entered it, and swore under his breath. This wasn't good. Either, he could take a chance and start flailing around, trying to hit whatever and risking injuring Toku, or he could wait for Mushō to make the next move. It was a hard decision, but Aoshi decided it would be smarter to try and locate Mushou, so he dropped to his hands and knees and began crawling on the ground. Staying low was smart, because he figured that way it would be harder for Mushou to spot him. Scurrying along, the boy was upset when he ended up outside of the smoke, and saw something out of the corner of his eye; something green.
Thinking whatever the thing was might be a trap Mushou had set, the boy pounced it to try and lure him out, so maybe Toku could locate them both ...
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Post by YOOOOO JOOOOEE~!! on Dec 6, 2008 21:21:50 GMT -5
"WARK!!"
Suddenly Kobi was squatted next to Toku with a blank expression on his face, gnawing on the leafy green vegetable the girl held, pulling away, chewing and crunching the leafy green vegetable in his maw before standing straight. Te peculiar man fixed his wrinkled kimono, watching the cloud and snorting.
"Ora, ora~" The man mumbled, "That's enough, that's enough." He didn't seem all that thrilled to stop this engagement, but he had to, nonetheless. "Congratulations, kids. You just failed your first mission." Kobi stated with a smirk, poking one finger in the air, there was a certain thing about him that demanded attention despite his loose personality.
"Line up, there's a lot we have to talk about." He snapped, motioning for the three Genin to line up in front of him. "Obviously, we should establish some ground rules..." Kobi pinched at his chin, examining the three Genin with a frown. "First; you never--ever disobey my command. No matter what I say--you follow."
"Second--! You always watch out for one another--and you never harm one another." Already the rules seem to be conflicted to the command of their 'first mission.' Kobi looked to the three kids, his smirk returned, "The last rule--it's something that can't be taught. When it all boils down--never doubt, use instinct and not haste."
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Post by EgzINC on Dec 15, 2008 10:16:20 GMT -5
Mushou peeked out from behind the tree at the halting sound that Kobi sensei gave to the training session. He motioned the paint back into his jars, the process took a moment or so but Mushou kept grumbling along the way making concentration harder. Ass hole sensei makes him a target and then says some nonsense of failing over this and that, for most of it Mushou just ignored him.
"Ya know how can I fail if I didn't get hit and didn't hit any of my team mates. Ya know, seems like that I did everythin right when these guys were ready to off their team mate. Ya know?"
Mushou stuffed his hands in his pockets giving off a little slouch to his posture, not showing much care for the explanation given. He thought what he did was right and it was stupid to have someone teach them a lesson through tricks. What was that suppose to show in leadership, that you have to be a coward to get things done?
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Post by Toku on Dec 15, 2008 18:22:21 GMT -5
Toku loosened her grip on the leafy greens that were eaten straight out of her hand, surprising her outright enough to make her jump up into the air. She was ready to get back in the zone and complete her mission, but the sensei seemed to have different ideas on what they were going to do at that moment. Landing on the soles of her shoes, she dusted off her clothing and gave a displeased look at the call that her mission was over. Propping both hands to the tip of her hips, she stood confused and ticked when she heard that she had failed. Again. That would be like the hundredth time she failed as part of a squad.
That was so not cool, especially when there wasn't anything she could think of at the moment that would land herself into a failed position. "Like what?" She asked to herself quietly before moving to stand adjacent to Mushou, giving an off glance to the paint Genin before looking back to her sensei. The speech he gave after seemed all too confusing, even by normal standards. What kind of rule is to say never disobey orders, yet the orders themselves broke another rule in which you shouldn't attack teammates? Toku didn't really bother to listen in on the rest of the words, mostly because she was busy wondering about the first set of rules so much that it was hurting her brain.
Rubbing her chin absentmindedly, blue eyes locked with the outskirts of a streetway back into Kumo central, making Toku wonder if she should go back home today and try again tomorrow. Then again, it wouldn't look cool for her to miss out on her newest team just to get a new team, and who's to say her new new team won't be just like this one now? Not cool at all. "Um, like I totally followed the rules Kobi-sensei. More importantly, I like totally followed the order you gave us, and like I didn't know about those other rules. That should like totally go for something at least. And FYI, I was totally not going to like hurt Mushou here, if you didn't know, I like had only Gysahl Greens out. I saw in a magazine, they like draw things out, it's not like dangerous."
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Post by aoshy on Dec 27, 2008 19:25:01 GMT -5
The boy lined up like he was told, and Aoshi listened to the rules layed down by his sensei intently. Then, as Toku spoke, he burst out laughing for a moment, but controlled himself before turning to look at Kobi-sensei. What did he do wrong!? Nothing! Time to defend his honour ...
"Seeeeeeenseeeeeei~ What did I do wrong!? You were like 'Attack', and I did, and then you were like 'Dont attack teammates'. This is stupid. ;["
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Post by Matachi on Dec 31, 2008 8:18:05 GMT -5
Kobi plucked a file from his kimono of many items, grabbing an apple he had stashed away, biting into it. His cheek filled with the fruit, he chewed long and hard upon the red fruit while they all moaned over their failure. Pointing into the air with the apple in hand, and his mouth, he poked his finger at Aoshi with a idiotic smirk on his face.
"No, you're stupid." He spat a childish remark, bits of apple being spat as he spoke. "Tch, you guys don't get it." His muffled voice spoke behind the apple, "you're always in a battle situation, understand? There are no clear rules to engagement, no clear decision, just choices that are either right or wrong. For example, if funny-hair was in trouble--" Kobi mumbled, pointing at Aoshi--
"Some dude was about to--I'unno'--kill 'im or somethin'." The Jōnin waved the apple, taking another bite, "Now, the obvious choice would be--ya'know--save him, right?" Rhetorical question, he continued with his scenario. "Well, what if it were between him and...I dunno'...a town of people? Or what if it was between Bad-Hair Lad or Ms. Sassypants?" Kobi queried, staring Mushō in the face as he neared, squatting down so they were eye level.
"You can only save one or the other, what do you save? What's at risk if you fail to save both? These are all things you have to not just think about--but instinctively know in the field." Kobi's smile disappeared, he'd swallowed his apple. "There's almost never a right decision when it comes to saving one or the other."
"This exercise--if ya' wanna' call this failure an exercise--was to show you that attacking the Amazing Prick-Boy was not the right decision. Though, if you were to defy my orders, though that doesn't seem to be an issue in this case seeing how eager you two were, that would have also been deemed wrong. In short, there was no real winning this challenge...much like when it comes to the actual thing."
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Post by EgzINC on Jan 18, 2009 17:00:59 GMT -5
"Save the chick
get laid after."
He crossed his arms and closed his eyes giving a sagely nod to his own remark as if impressed by his own wisdom. "Golden rule with women, save em and they will be grateful for the extra day in life you gave em, ya know?"
He looked to his other teammates who seemed to be lacking in the wisdom department. "Also I mean cmon, I used some common sense ya know? Who uses Geisha Greens, and then this kid is just like ya know- dumb..." His hands ushered to each of his team mates while pointing out their flaws in strategy. Mushou had no flaws in his plans, he faked out both of them and was able to not hurt one of em.
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